Some friends are coming over to play poker twice every month or so. They are a nice bunch of guys, not all of them are into poker like me, but we’re playing mostly for fun anyway, and it’s a lot of fun.
Until lately, my old kitchen table was just fine. Sometimes I’d throw an old sheet over it (no no no it was clean). On special occasions I’d even put a bath towel beneath it to create a really soft surface.
Now all of a sudden they’re telling me it’s not good enough.
“We want real poker tables!!” WTF?! It’s an outrage!!
But hey, between us I’m not as outraged as I pretend. I mean, their demand is sort of a compliment, right? They really like it in my kitchen, so much that they want me to step up the service.
Anyway, I think it would be really cool to have one! I mean, how many guys have game tables in their kitchens?! I’m looking around on the internet right now to find one that can be transformed into a regular kitchen table so you can have breakfast on it when you’re not playing poker.